boy and girl are texting... girl: hey guess what! :D boy: what? girl: I`ll give you a hint, it was the best 30 seconds of my life ;) boy: you just had s*x? girl: no, silly. boy: then what? girl: I read your last text

Why do girls eat chocolate and guys drink beer right after breaking up? Because the sweetness of chocolate makes girls forget the bitterness of breaking up while the bitterness of beer makes guys forget the sweetness of the girls. ,, :(