"Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn`t know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it."

Why do girls eat chocolate and guys drink beer right after breaking up? Because the sweetness of chocolate makes girls forget the bitterness of breaking up while the bitterness of beer makes guys forget the sweetness of the girls. ,, :(