ex-boyrfriend and ex-girlfriend run into eachother boy:hey! listen, i really miss you girl:*sneezes* boy:bless you , are you sick? girl:no, i'm just allergic to bullsh!t.

Why do girls eat chocolate and guys drink beer right after breaking up? Because the sweetness of chocolate makes girls forget the bitterness of breaking up while the bitterness of beer makes guys forget the sweetness of the girls. ,, :(