*Girl posts a picture of herself wearing a low top and her bra is showing through* *All of her friends comment, "Pretty!"* Why is that? Hun, that's not called being pretty. It's called being a whore.

Why do girls eat chocolate and guys drink beer right after breaking up? Because the sweetness of chocolate makes girls forget the bitterness of breaking up while the bitterness of beer makes guys forget the sweetness of the girls. ,, :(