Hot Girl: Haha what a nerd! Me: He'll probably be your boss one day, so be careful about what you say... Nerd: No I wont be her boss, because I don't plan on becoming a pimp. Whole Class: Ohhhh Sh*t!

Why do girls eat chocolate and guys drink beer right after breaking up? Because the sweetness of chocolate makes girls forget the bitterness of breaking up while the bitterness of beer makes guys forget the sweetness of the girls. ,, :(