It has been scientifically proven that any women can be satisfied with only 3.5 inches. The good thing is that it doesn't matter whether it's Visa, MasterCard or Amex.. :p

Why do girls eat chocolate and guys drink beer right after breaking up? Because the sweetness of chocolate makes girls forget the bitterness of breaking up while the bitterness of beer makes guys forget the sweetness of the girls. ,, :(