“What makes a girl pretty is her face. What makes a girl cute is her behavior. What makes a girl hot is her body. What makes a girl beautiful is her personality. What makes a girl stunning is all of the above.”

Why do girls eat chocolate and guys drink beer right after breaking up? Because the sweetness of chocolate makes girls forget the bitterness of breaking up while the bitterness of beer makes guys forget the sweetness of the girls. ,, :(