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Why do girls eat chocolate and guys drink beer right after breaking up? Because the sweetness of chocolate makes girls forget the bitterness of breaking up while the bitterness of beer makes guys forget the sweetness of the girls. ,, :(

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"Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn`t know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it."
Why BRA sizes are measurd as A,B,C,D,E,F not 1,2,3,4,5? because... A=As flat as Airport runway B=Barely Seen C=Comfortable D=Damn Gud E=Enormous F=Fake.
yes, i have b00bs, no you can't touch them, yes they are very big, no you can't touch them, yes my butt looks good in these pants, but yet again no you cant touch it guy-*touches* girl-- *flips guy over 20 feet in the air and bashes his face in whne he hits the floor* you had your fair warning, now dont touch guy*touches again* like if u know a guy who would do this.
Epic B00bs.. :P
Why BRA sizes are measurd as A,B,C,D,E,F not 1,2,3,4,5? because... A=As flat as Airport runway B=Barely Seen C=Comfortable D=Damn Gud E=Enormous F=Fake..

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