boy: i bet you 5 buck i can make your boobs jiggle without using my hands. girl: ok then boy: (grabs a hold of her boobs n starts jiggling them) oh well heres your 5 bucks.

Why do girls eat chocolate and guys drink beer right after breaking up? Because the sweetness of chocolate makes girls forget the bitterness of breaking up while the bitterness of beer makes guys forget the sweetness of the girls. ,, :(