Girl: But if I have a boyfriend, and I kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating? Me: If I ... punch you in the face with my left hand, but I'm right handed, does that really count as me punching you in the face?

Why do girls eat chocolate and guys drink beer right after breaking up? Because the sweetness of chocolate makes girls forget the bitterness of breaking up while the bitterness of beer makes guys forget the sweetness of the girls. ,, :(