A 3year old boy walks over to a pregnant women,and asked why is ur stomach so big. .she replied im havng a baby. . .with big eyes he asked is the baby in ur stomach. . she said he sure is. . .with a puzzled look he asked is it a good baby. . ..she said,OH YES ITS A REAL GOOD BABY,even more suprised and shocked he said then why did u eat him?

Why do girls eat chocolate and guys drink beer right after breaking up? Because the sweetness of chocolate makes girls forget the bitterness of breaking up while the bitterness of beer makes guys forget the sweetness of the girls. ,, :(