Dear Parents , I stay up late, fall out with friends, have a messy room, literally LIVE on my lap-top, I`m lazy, and I`m ALWAYS texting. Though mum, dad, I`m NOT the only teenager that acts like that. I am just a TYPICAL teenager. So don`t think your doing anything wrong, because your not. To be honest, if I WASN`T doing any of these, things, THEN you should be worried. Sincerely, Teenagers Everywhere.

Why do girls eat chocolate and guys drink beer right after breaking up? Because the sweetness of chocolate makes girls forget the bitterness of breaking up while the bitterness of beer makes guys forget the sweetness of the girls. ,, :(