*During S*x Education* *Teacher caught boy doing something to a girl* Teacher : WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Boy : I just had s*x! Teacher : WHAT?! WHY ARE YOUR WORKSHEETS ALL BLANK ???! Boy : Because action speaks louder than words. LolzZ

Why do girls eat chocolate and guys drink beer right after breaking up? Because the sweetness of chocolate makes girls forget the bitterness of breaking up while the bitterness of beer makes guys forget the sweetness of the girls. ,, :(