If VODKA was water and i was a DUCK id swim to the bottom and never come up.. but VODKA`s not water and I`m Not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the f*ck up..

Why do girls eat chocolate and guys drink beer right after breaking up? Because the sweetness of chocolate makes girls forget the bitterness of breaking up while the bitterness of beer makes guys forget the sweetness of the girls. ,, :(