Boy: "Hey baby, want to come over tonite?" Girl: "Sure! What do you want to do?" Boy: "I`ll give you a hint. It involves pillows and blankets ;)" Girl: "OH MY GOD! WE`RE GONNA BUILD A FORT!?" Boy:...........

Why do girls eat chocolate and guys drink beer right after breaking up? Because the sweetness of chocolate makes girls forget the bitterness of breaking up while the bitterness of beer makes guys forget the sweetness of the girls. ,, :(