Girl: I`m jealous. WHEN others girls r looking at u Boy: Don`t be jealous, baby.. ......Girl: Why? Boy: `Cause you have something that they don`t have. Girl: What? Boy: My heart ♥ ♥

Why do girls eat chocolate and guys drink beer right after breaking up? Because the sweetness of chocolate makes girls forget the bitterness of breaking up while the bitterness of beer makes guys forget the sweetness of the girls. ,, :(