When I was Ten yrs Old RUBBER meant Eraser.. ASS meant Donkey.. PUSSY meant Cat.. COCK meant Rooster.. GAY meant Happy... STRAIGHT meant Linear.. SCREW meant a Fastener... MAKING OUT meant Logical Deduction.. LAYING meant Setting Aside.... What a way... The English language has Changed...!

Why do girls eat chocolate and guys drink beer right after breaking up? Because the sweetness of chocolate makes girls forget the bitterness of breaking up while the bitterness of beer makes guys forget the sweetness of the girls. ,, :(