I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas.<br /><br /> The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. <br /><br /> After a couple of songs, I started to feel better.<br /><br /> I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me.... <br /><br />Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod...:P