Boy: Can i touch your hair? Girl: No, my daddy said you cant touch my hair. boy: can i touch your bellybutton then? girl: sure, my daddy never said anything about my bellybutton. boy: okay. ----few seconds later---- Girl: that's not my bellybutton. Boy: thats not my finger..

Why do girls eat chocolate and guys drink beer right after breaking up? Because the sweetness of chocolate makes girls forget the bitterness of breaking up while the bitterness of beer makes guys forget the sweetness of the girls. ,, :(