So I asked my friend what his craziest s*x position was and he replied "Well, It takes a man to swim through the river when it's flowing red, but it takes a hero to drink from it" Most disgusting thing I have ever heard.

Why do girls eat chocolate and guys drink beer right after breaking up? Because the sweetness of chocolate makes girls forget the bitterness of breaking up while the bitterness of beer makes guys forget the sweetness of the girls. ,, :(