BOY: you know, you are A B C D E F G H I J K? GIRL: what does it mean? BOY: Attractive, Brilliant, Cute, Dazzling, Elegant, Funny, Gorgeous, Hot! GIRL: so sweet! how about I J K? BOY: I`m Just Kidding! GIRL: ………

Why do girls eat chocolate and guys drink beer right after breaking up? Because the sweetness of chocolate makes girls forget the bitterness of breaking up while the bitterness of beer makes guys forget the sweetness of the girls. ,, :(