Girl: Heyy:) BOY:hey GIRL: I like you:) BOY: wow. GIRL: What?? you don't like me???? BOY: no GIRL: wow you are so nice :'( BOY: why are you crying?? GIRL: You don't like me :'( BOY: well you never asked if i love you:) GIRL: well do you?! BOY: Lol no...

Why do girls eat chocolate and guys drink beer right after breaking up? Because the sweetness of chocolate makes girls forget the bitterness of breaking up while the bitterness of beer makes guys forget the sweetness of the girls. ,, :(