Condom says to the tampon, "You put me out of a job for 1 week a month!" The tampon replies, "When you don`t do your job properly, I lose mine for 9 months!"

Why do girls eat chocolate and guys drink beer right after breaking up? Because the sweetness of chocolate makes girls forget the bitterness of breaking up while the bitterness of beer makes guys forget the sweetness of the girls. ,, :(