A blonde walks into a store. <br /> Blonde: Can I get that T.V. in the corner please? <br /> Shopkeeper: Sorry, I don't serve blondes. <br /> The blonde goes and puts on a brunette wig. <br /> Blonde: Can I get that T.V. in the corner please? <br /> Shopkeeper: Sorry, I don't serve blondes. <br /> Frustrated the blonde puts on a redhead wig.<br /> Blonde: Can I get that T.V. in the corner please? <br /> Shopkeeper: Sorry, I don't serve blondes. <br /> Blonde: Damn it! How the hell'd you know I was a blonde! <br /> Shopkeeper: That's not a T.V. in the corner it's a microwave..:P