Boy: Lets play the firetruck game Girl: How do you play? Boy: I run my fingers up your leg and you say redlight when you want me to stop Girl: Ok :) *Few seconds* REDLIGHT! Boy: Firetrucks don't stop for redlights ;)

Why do girls eat chocolate and guys drink beer right after breaking up? Because the sweetness of chocolate makes girls forget the bitterness of breaking up while the bitterness of beer makes guys forget the sweetness of the girls. ,, :(